you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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