My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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