Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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