you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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