ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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