There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
this boner is exhausting
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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