oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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