Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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