let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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