She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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