Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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