You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
im calling her cock vulture from now on
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
