i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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