ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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