You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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