i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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