Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i think my tv is drunk
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Randomize
