youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Come on in and take your pants off
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