ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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