I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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