well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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