Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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