your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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