I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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