Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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