...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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