We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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