I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This is my gift to your gina
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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