My entire life is one complicated drinking game
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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