of course. lets lasso hookers.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I will be naked everywhere
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
