girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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