My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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