Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fuck appropriateness.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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