normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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