Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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