she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i think i have herpe
just one?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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