okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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