How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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