PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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