If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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