Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
