who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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