I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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