Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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