I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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