So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
