awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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