let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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