best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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