: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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