So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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