Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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