You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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