hell yes lets make some ravioli
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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