come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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