I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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