If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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